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دوستانی که مایل به تبادل لینک هستند پس از گذاشتن بنر یا آراس اس این وبلاگ خبر دهند تا بنر یا لینک آنها اضافه شود.


آموزش زبان انگليسي جوکsms داستان انگليسي - sms اس ام اس و جوك هاي انگليسي
داستان كوتاه انگليسي ، آموزش زبان انگليسي ، داستان هاي فارسي ، اس ام اس انگليسي و فارسي، sms
پیش فروش بوسهاي عیدنوروز آغازشد
براى ثبت نام لپتو بیارجلو.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  90/12/24ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. 

میشه عکستو داشته باشم؟ که بابانوئل دقیقا بدونه برای کریسمس چی باید بهم هدیه بده. کریسمس مبارک

اس ام اس هاي زيباي انگليسي با ترجمه ي فارسي


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  90/10/07ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born..
Teacher :What happened in 1873?

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  90/07/24ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Winning doesn't always mean being first, winning means to do better than before.

برنده شدن همیشه به معنی اولین بودن نیست. برنده شدن به معنی انجام کار، بهتر از دفعات قبل است.

 

+ نوشته شده در  90/07/19ساعت   توسط teenager2.blogfa  | 

Every man should get maed some time after all happiness is not the only thing in life

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  90/07/12ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart

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به مناسبت تولد عزیزم 


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  90/06/29ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  89/05/30ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen for a reason but when the luv is real  it becomes your plan for life n reason for living
 
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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  89/03/03ساعت   توسط teenager2.blogfa  | 

 

قشنگ ترين و بهترين اس ام اس sms


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  88/12/12ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she fell down.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  88/12/11ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

A little girl asked her father

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  88/11/14ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. 

میشه عکستو بدی بهم؟ که بابانوئل دقیقا بدونه برای کریسمس چی باید بهم هدیه بده. کریسمس مبارک

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  88/10/08ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. Happy Teachers Day

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  88/02/12ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Loving u is one of the ways i worship god.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  88/01/24ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/12/11ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

God knows the value of HEART so He created the LOVE

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/11/30ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

1+1 is 2: my love is true.
2+2 is 4: I love you more.
3+3 is 6: my love is fix.
4+4 is 8: my love is great.
5+5 is 10: Don't forget me then.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/10/25ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thoughts r of U..

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/09/14ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen for a reason but when the luv is real  it becomes your plan for life n reason for living

توی زندگی عاشق شدن نه برنامه ریزی شدست و نه با دلیل اتفاق میفته...اما وقتی که عشق حقیقی باشه تبدیل میشه به برنامه ی زندگیتون و دلیل زنده بودنتون !


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/09/01ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

 

Mother: did you enjoy first day at school?
Girl: First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/08/10ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

The moment a child is born :
The mother is also born.
She never existed before
THe woman existed but the mother never
A mother is absoulutely new!

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/08/07ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

اگر می توانستم حروف الفبای انگلیسی را دوباره مرتب کنم، I و U را در کنار هم می گذاردم.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/08/06ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them.
I’m here just 4 two moments
now & 4ever

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/07/05ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/06/28ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said:

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/06/15ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

There were a lot of men's clubs in London a few years ago. Men went there and read their newspapers quietly, or drank or had meals with their friends.

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يك داستان انگليسي (با ترجمه)


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/31ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

بِسْمِ اللّهِ الرَّحْمنِ الرَّحِيمِ 
إِنَّا أَعْطَيْنَاكَ الْكَوْثَرَ (۱) فَصَلِّ لِرَبِّكَ وَانْحَرْ (۲) إِنَّ شَانِئَكَ هُوَ الآبْتَرُ (۳)

In the name of Allah the merciful and the compassionate.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/29ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DAD AT DIFFERENT AGES:

نحوه طرز تفکر دختر/پسر نسبت به پدرش در سنین مختلف

 

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/28ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

What comes in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in thousand years?

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/26ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

You have to live moment to moment, you Have to live each moment as if it is the last Moment.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/25ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers were free, so their officer said to them, 'You can go into the town this afternoon, but first I'm going to inspect you.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/21ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Let me tell it straight forward

اجازه بدهيد رك و رو راست به شما بگويم

Let me get straight to it

اجازه بدهيد بدون مقدمه بروم سر اصل مطلب

He is quick to answer

او جواب را آماده دارد

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/16ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband, 'There's a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?'

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باز هم يک داستان انگليسی برای کسانی که دوست دارند انگليسی را راحت تر و سريع تر ياد بگيرند

(با ترجمه)


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/15ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Amir al-Muminin, peace be upon him said: When you get (only) small favours do not push them away through lack of gratefulness.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/14ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/13ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Bill likes football very much, and he often goes to matches in town on Saturdays. He does not go to the best seats, because they are very expensive and he does not see his friends there.

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یک داستان انگلیسی با ترجمه برای کسانی که دوست دارند انگلیسی را راحت تر و سریع تر یاد بگیرند


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/07ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/05/07ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Mr White has a small shop in the middle of town, and he sells pictures in it. They are not expensive ones, but some of them are quite pretty. Last Saturday a woman came into the shop and looked at a lot of pictures. Then she took Mr White to one of them and said, 'How much do you want for this one?' It was a picture of horses in a field....


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/31ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

جملات را خوانده و سعی کنید معنی اصطلاح مورد نظر را حدس بزنید.
برای دیدن گزینه صحیح، روی دکمه Answer کلیک کنید.

  1. Wow! It's raining cats and dogs today! I wish I'd brought my umbrella to school!
    a. I forgot my umbrella today.
    b. It's raining heavily.
    c. Cats and dogs are falling from the sky.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/29ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

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چند تا sms انگلیسی خوشگل


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/19ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Peter was eight and a half years old, and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot, and he usually got back on time, but last Friday he came home from school late. His mother was in the kitchen, and she saw him and said to him, 'Why are you late today, Peter?'

يك داستان انگليسي زيبا براي كساني كه دوست دارند انگليسي را راحت تر و سريع تر  ياد بگيرند


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/18ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Business is business

حساب حساب كاكا برادر

Let’s go Dutch

بيا دنگي دنگي حساب كنيم

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/17ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/17ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a smaller house now, so every Saturday morning they put it out, and other people came and looked at it, and sometimes they took it away because they wanted it...

يك داستان كوتاه انگليسي براي كساني كه دوست دارند انگليسي را راحت تر ياد بگيرند

(باترجمه)


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/16ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

World is as a marketplace that some of people profit in that and some of crowd losses.

سراي دنيا چونان بازاري است كه مردمي در آن سود برند وجماعتي ضرر كنند.

 


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/16ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/15ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Miss Williams was a teacher, and there were thirty small children in her class. They were nice children, and Miss Williams liked all of them, but they often lost clothes.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/15ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Money doesn't grow on trees

They have got money to burn

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/14ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to eke out a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

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داستان زيباي الكساندر فلمينگ (البته با ترجمه)


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/13ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/12ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Peter climbed the wall to reach the apples that were growing on the apple tree on the other side of the wall. He picked half-a-dozen and hid them in his pockets.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/11ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Amir al-Muminin, peace be upon him said: When you gain power over your adversary pardon him by way of thanks for being able to overpower him.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/10ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Three Rooms in Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says  "There are three rooms here. You can choose which one you want to spend eternity in ". The Devil takes him to the first room where there are people hanging from the walls by their wrists and obviously in agony.

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براي ديدن ترجمه ي اين داستان بامزه بر روي ادامه مطلب كليك كنيد


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/10ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

The year is 1853, and the palace is California. People are coming to California from many countries. They are looking for gold. They think that they are going to get rich. Levi Strauss is one of these people .He’s twenty-four years old, ...

براي كساني كه دوست دارند انگليسي را راحت تر ياد بگيرند

(با ترجمه)


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/09ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Mr and Mrs Yates had one daughter. Her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had same friends, but she did not like any of the boys very much...

یک داستان انگلیسی برای کسانی که دوست دارند انگلیسی را سریع تر یاد بگیرند

(با ترجمه)


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/04/08ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

New person in prison

Don't say this to a cop

Swerve to avoid a box


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/03/23ساعت   توسط rrp  | 


A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/03/08ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

The moment a child is born
 , the mother is also born
she never existed before
the woman existed but the mother never
a mother is something absolutely new

زمانیکه یک بچه متولد میشه مادر نیز متولد میشه
او هرگز قبلا وجود  نداشت
زن وجود داشت ولی مادر هرگز
 مادر  یه چیز  مطلقا جدید است !

http://rrp.blogfa.com/

+ نوشته شده در  87/03/07ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/02/19ساعت   توسط rrp  | 


 اين جوك ها بسيار ساده و قابل فهم هستند و براي كساني كه دوست دارند انگليسي را راحت تر و سريع تر ياد بگيرند بسيار مفيد است


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/02/15ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/02/07ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

 

این جک ها بسیار ساده و قابل فهم هستند برای دیدن آن ها بر روی ادامه ی مطلب کلیک کنید

 


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/02/04ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!

این جوک ها ساده و به راحتی قابل فهم هستند برای دیدن بقیه ی جوک ها بر روی ادامه ی مطلب کلیک کنید


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/01/28ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

 

چند جوک ساده برای کسانی که دوست دارند انگلیسسی را راحت تر بهتر و سریع تر یاد بگیرند


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/01/24ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

New person in prison

Don't say this to a cop

Swerve to avoid a box

 


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/01/20ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

A history joke
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  87/01/16ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Loving u is one of the ways i worship god.

You are the one, who holds the key to my heart.

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  86/12/29ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

In my dreams you gave me your heart. in my dreams we were never apart. in my dreams you kept me close. in my dreams you loved me the most. in my dreams we r always together... might as well be dreaming forever


ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  86/12/22ساعت   توسط rrp  | 

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?

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ادامه مطلب
+ نوشته شده در  86/12/20ساعت   توسط rrp  |