A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. Happy Teachers Day

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Loving u is one of the ways i worship god.

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A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

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God knows the value of HEART so He created the LOVE

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1+1 is 2: my love is true.
2+2 is 4: I love you more.
3+3 is 6: my love is fix.
4+4 is 8: my love is great.
5+5 is 10: Don't forget me then.

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Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. 

میشه عکستو بدی بهم؟ که بابانوئل دقیقا بدونه برای کریسمس چی باید بهم هدیه بده. کریسمس مبارک

اس ام اس هاي زيباي انگليسي با ترجمه ي فارسي

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thoughts r of U..

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In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen for a reason but when the luv is real  it becomes your plan for life n reason for living

توی زندگی عاشق شدن نه برنامه ریزی شدست و نه با دلیل اتفاق میفته...اما وقتی که عشق حقیقی باشه تبدیل میشه به برنامه ی زندگیتون و دلیل زنده بودنتون !

Mother: did you enjoy first day at school?
Girl: First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?

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The moment a child is born :
The mother is also born.
She never existed before
THe woman existed but the mother never
A mother is absoulutely new!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

اگر می توانستم حروف الفبای انگلیسی را دوباره مرتب کنم، I و U را در کنار هم می گذاردم.

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Some friends forget
Some move away
Some keep silent
Some just change
But I’m not 1 of them.
I’m here just 4 two moments
now & 4ever

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If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on. The second lawyer looked at him and said:

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There were a lot of men's clubs in London a few years ago. Men went there and read their newspapers quietly, or drank or had meals with their friends.

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يك داستان انگليسي (با ترجمه)

In the name of Allah the merciful and the compassionate.

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HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DAD AT DIFFERENT AGES:

نحوه طرز تفکر دختر/پسر نسبت به پدرش در سنین مختلف

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What comes in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in thousand years?

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You have to live moment to moment, you Have to live each moment as if it is the last Moment.

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Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers were free, so their officer said to them, 'You can go into the town this afternoon, but first I'm going to inspect you.

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Let me tell it straight forward

اجازه بدهيد رك و رو راست به شما بگويم

Let me get straight to it

اجازه بدهيد بدون مقدمه بروم سر اصل مطلب

He is quick to answer

او جواب را آماده دارد

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Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband, 'There's a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?'

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باز هم يک داستان انگليسی برای کسانی که دوست دارند انگليسی را راحت تر و سريع تر ياد بگيرند

(با ترجمه)

Amir al-Muminin, peace be upon him said: When you get (only) small favours do not push them away through lack of gratefulness.

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Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.

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Bill likes football very much, and he often goes to matches in town on Saturdays. He does not go to the best seats, because they are very expensive and he does not see his friends there.

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یک داستان انگلیسی با ترجمه برای کسانی که دوست دارند انگلیسی را راحت تر و سریع تر یاد بگیرند

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope

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Mr White has a small shop in the middle of town, and he sells pictures in it. They are not expensive ones, but some of them are quite pretty. Last Saturday a woman came into the shop and looked at a lot of pictures. Then she took Mr White to one of them and said, 'How much do you want for this one?' It was a picture of horses in a field....

جملات را خوانده و سعی کنید معنی اصطلاح مورد نظر را حدس بزنید.
برای دیدن گزینه صحیح، روی دکمه Answer کلیک کنید.

1. Wow! It's raining cats and dogs today! I wish I'd brought my umbrella to school!
   a. I forgot my umbrella today.
   b. It's raining heavily.
   c. Cats and dogs are falling from the sky.
   Answerb

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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...

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چند تا sms انگلیسی خوشگل

Peter was eight and a half years old, and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot, and he usually got back on time, but last Friday he came home from school late. His mother was in the kitchen, and she saw him and said to him, 'Why are you late today, Peter?'

يك داستان انگليسي زيبا براي كساني كه دوست دارند انگليسي را راحت تر و سريع تر  ياد بگيرند

Business is business

حساب حساب كاكا برادر

Let’s go Dutch

بيا دنگي دنگي حساب كنيم

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Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine.

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Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a smaller house now, so every Saturday morning they put it out, and other people came and looked at it, and sometimes they took it away because they wanted it...

يك داستان كوتاه انگليسي براي كساني كه دوست دارند انگليسي را راحت تر ياد بگيرند

(باترجمه)

World is as a marketplace that some of people profit in that and some of crowd losses.

سراي دنيا چونان بازاري است كه مردمي در آن سود برند وجماعتي ضرر كنند.

Teacher: Give me a sentence with the word 'analyze' in it.
Pupil: My sister Anna lies in bed until nine o'clock

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Miss Williams was a teacher, and there were thirty small children in her class. They were nice children, and Miss Williams liked all of them, but they often lost clothes.

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Money doesn't grow on trees

They have got money to burn

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His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to eke out a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.

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داستان زيباي الكساندر فلمينگ (البته با ترجمه)

Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

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Peter climbed the wall to reach the apples that were growing on the apple tree on the other side of the wall. He picked half-a-dozen and hid them in his pockets.

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Amir al-Muminin, peace be upon him said: When you gain power over your adversary pardon him by way of thanks for being able to overpower him.

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Three Rooms in Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell. The Devil meets him at the gates and says  "There are three rooms here. You can choose which one you want to spend eternity in ". The Devil takes him to the first room where there are people hanging from the walls by their wrists and obviously in agony.

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براي ديدن ترجمه ي اين داستان بامزه بر روي ادامه مطلب كليك كنيد

The year is 1853, and the palace is California. People are coming to California from many countries. They are looking for gold. They think that they are going to get rich. Levi Strauss is one of these people .He’s twenty-four years old, ...

براي كساني كه دوست دارند انگليسي را راحت تر ياد بگيرند

(با ترجمه)

Mr and Mrs Yates had one daughter. Her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had same friends, but she did not like any of the boys very much...

یک داستان انگلیسی برای کسانی که دوست دارند انگلیسی را سریع تر یاد بگیرند

(با ترجمه)

New person in prison

Don't say this to a cop

Swerve to avoid a box

A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

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The moment a child is born
 , the mother is also born
she never existed before
the woman existed but the mother never
a mother is something absolutely new

زمانیکه یک بچه متولد میشه مادر نیز متولد میشه
او هرگز قبلا وجود  نداشت
زن وجود داشت ولی مادر هرگز
 مادر  یه چیز  مطلقا جدید است !

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"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you."

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 اين جوك ها بسيار ساده و قابل فهم هستند و براي كساني كه دوست دارند انگليسي را راحت تر و سريع تر ياد بگيرند بسيار مفيد است

A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce."

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این جک ها بسیار ساده و قابل فهم هستند برای دیدن آن ها بر روی ادامه ی مطلب کلیک کنید

What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!

این جوک ها ساده و به راحتی قابل فهم هستند برای دیدن بقیه ی جوک ها بر روی ادامه ی مطلب کلیک کنید

چند جوک ساده برای کسانی که دوست دارند انگلیسسی را راحت تر بهتر و سریع تر یاد بگیرند

New person in prison

Don't say this to a cop

Swerve to avoid a box

A history joke
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!

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Loving u is one of the ways i worship god.

You are the one, who holds the key to my heart.

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In my dreams you gave me your heart. in my dreams we were never apart. in my dreams you kept me close. in my dreams you loved me the most. in my dreams we r always together... might as well be dreaming forever

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?

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